Conquer the Couch.
Black / S
249,00 kr
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Veni. Vidi. Sofa.
An emperor, a chaise, a goblet of red, and absolutely nothing left to conquer. History's most relaxed commander finally gets the throne he deserves.
The shirt
Gildan 64000 Softstyle — 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m². Unisex fit, tear-away label replaced with our own Lazy Caesar neck print.
The print
Direct-to-garment, printed in the Czech Republic and shipped from there. Wash cold, inside out, and it stays sharp.
Sizing
True to size. Between sizes? Go up — you're going to nap in it.
Conquer the Couch.
249,00 kr
An emperor, a chaise, a goblet of red, and absolutely nothing left to conquer. History's most relaxed commander finally gets the throne he deserves.
The shirt
Gildan 64000 Softstyle — 100% ring-spun cotton, 153 g/m². Unisex fit, tear-away label replaced with our own Lazy Caesar neck print.
The print
Direct-to-garment, printed in the Czech Republic and shipped from there. Wash cold, inside out, and it stays sharp.
Sizing
True to size. Between sizes? Go up — you're going to nap in it.
Size chart (cm)
Tees, width × length
S 46 × 71 · M 51 × 74 · L 56 × 76 · XL 61 × 79 · 2XL 66 × 81
Hoodies, width × length
S 51 × 69 · M 56 × 71 · L 61 × 74 · XL 66 × 76 · 2XL 71 × 79
Unisex, true to size. Between sizes? Go up. You are going to nap in it.
Shipping & returns
Printed in the Czech Republic and shipped from there: 1–2 business days to print, then 1–3 weeks in the post depending on where you live, faster within the EU. Flat shipping per order, tracking link included.
14 days to change your mind after delivery. Damaged or misprinted? Photo within 30 days and we replace it free. Full policy.